In The Life & Times......

You guys should ask me some of these!

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:32:30 +0100

1: Full name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasize about
155: Any question you'd like?

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:09:33 +0100

rootings: cliterallysame: this is my favorite video on this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:04:43 +0100

rootings:

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

White people

This will always make me laugh

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:53:01 +0100

This will always make me laugh

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:38:41 +0100

steffonkentavian:

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:35:41 +0100

steffonkentavian:

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:32:17 +0100

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:54:14 +0100

alexburgyl: 203 - Remember The Name : Super Frankie...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:51:27 +0100

alexburgyl:

203 - Remember The Name : Super Frankie Lampard

Frank Lampard becomes Chelsea’s all time top scorer with his 203 goals. Legend starts with L and ends by D, so does Lampard.

2001/02
1 Sep 20 Levski Sofia (UEFA Cup home) W 3-0
2 Dec 23 Bolton Wanderers (home) W 5-1
3 Dec 26 Arsenal (away) L 1-2
4 Jan 16 Norwich City (FA Cup home) W 4-0
5 Feb 9 Aston Villa (away) D 1-1
6 Mar 2 Charlton Athletic (away) L 1-2
7 Mar 13 Tottenham Hotspur (home) W 4-0

2002/03
8 Aug 17 Charlton Athletic (away) W 3-2
9 Aug 28 Southampton (away) D 1-1
10 Oct 3 Viking Stavanger (UEFA Cup away) L 2-4
11 Dec 21 Aston Villa (home) W 2-0
12 Jan 28 Leeds United (home) W 3-2
13 Mar 1 Newcastle United (away) L 1-2
14 Mar 8 Arsenal (FA Cup away) D 2-2
15 Mar 22 Manchester City (home) W 5-0

2003/04
16 Sep 13 Tottenham Hotspur (home) W 4-2
17 Sep 20 Wolverhampton Wanderers (away) W 5-0
18 Oct 22 Lazio (Champions League home) W 2-1
19 Nov 4 Lazio (Champions League away) W 4-0
20 Nov 9 Newcastle United (home) W 5-0 (penalty)
21 Nov 30 Manchester United (home) W 1-0 (penalty)
22 Dec 28 Portsmouth (home) W 3-0
23 Jan 3 Watford (FA Cup away) D 2-2
24, 25 Feb 1 Blackburn Rovers (away) W 3-2
26 Mar 27 Wolverhampton Wanderers (home) W 5-2
27 Apr 6 Arsenal (Champions League away) W 2-1
28, 29 May 1 Southampton (home) W 4-0
30 May 5 Monaco (Champions League home) D 2-2

2004/05
31 Aug 28 Southampton (home) W 2-1 (penalty)
32 Oct 30 West Bromwich Albion (away) W 4-1
33 Nov 13 Fulham (away) W 4-1
34 Nov 30 Fulham (League Cup away) W 2-1 (substitute)
35 Dec 4 Newcastle United (home) W 4-0
36 Dec 18 Norwich City (home) W 4-0
37, 38 Jan 15 Tottenham Hotspur (away) W 2-0 (1 penalty)
39 Jan 26 Manchester United (League Cup away) W 2-1
40 Mar 8 Barcelona (Champions League home) W 4-2 )
41 Mar 19 Crystal Palace (home) W 4-1
42 Apr 2 Southampton (away) W 3-1
43, 44 Apr 6 Bayern Munich (Champions League home) W 4-2
45 Apr 12 Bayern Munich (Champions League away) L 2-3
46 Apr 23 Fulham (home) W 3-1
47, 48 Apr 30 Bolton Wanderers (away) W 2-0
49 May 15 Newcastle United (away) D 1-1 (penalty)

2005/06
50, 51 Aug 24 West Bromwich Albion (home) W 4-0
52 Sep 13 Anderlecht (Champions League home) W 1-0
53, 54 Sep 24 Aston Villa (home) W 2-1 (1 penalty)
55 Oct 2 Liverpool (away) W 4-1 (penalty)
56, 57 Oct 15 Bolton Wanderers (home) W 5-1
58 Oct 23 Everton (away) D 1-1
59, 60 Oct 29 Blackburn Rovers (home) W 4-2 (1 penalty)
61 Nov 26 Portsmouth (away) W 2-0 (penalty)
62 Dec 26 Fulham (home) W 3-2
63 Jan 2 West Ham United (away) W 3-1
64 Jan 28 Everton (FA Cup away) D 1-1
65 Feb 8 Everton (FA Cup home) W 4-1 (penalty)
66 Feb 25 Portsmouth (home) W 2-0
67 Mar 7 Barcelona (Champions League away) D 1-1 (penalty)
68 Apr 15 Bolton Wanderers (away) W 2-0
69 Apr 17 Everton (home) W 3-0

2006/07
70 Aug 20 Manchester City (home) W 3-0
71 Aug 27 Blackburn Rovers (away) W 2-0 (penalty)
72, 73 Sep 23 Fulham (away) W 2-0 (1 penalty)
74 Oct 28 Sheffield United (away) W 2-0
75 Oct 31 Barcelona (Champions League away) D 2-2
76 Nov 8 Aston Villa (League Cup home) W 4-0
77 Dec 17 Everton (away) W 3-2
78 Dec 23 Wigan Athletic (away) W 3-2
79, 80, 81 Jan 6 Macclesfield Town (FA Cup home) W 6-1 (1 penalty)
82 Jan 13 Wigan Athletic (home) W 4-0
83, 84 Jan 23 Wycombe Wanderers (League Cup home) W 4-0
85 Jan 31 Blackburn Rovers (home) W 3-0
86 Feb 3 Charlton Athletic (away) W 1-0
87, 88 Mar 11 Tottenham Hotspur (FA Cup home) D 3-3
89 Mar 14 Manchester City (away) W 1-0 (penalty)
90 Apr 15 Blackburn Rovers (FA Cup Old Trafford) W 2-1 aet

2007/08
91 Aug 15 Reading (away) W 2-1
92 Aug 19 Liverpool (away) D 1-1 (penalty)
93 Aug 25 Portsmouth (home) W 1-0
94, 95, 96 Oct 31 Leicester City (League Cup home) W 4-3
97 Nov 3 Wigan Athletic (away) W 2-0
98 Dec 8 Sunderland (home) W 2-0 (penalty)
99 Dec 19 Liverpool (League Cup home) W 2-0
100, 101 Feb 16 Huddersfield Town (FA Cup home) W 3-1
102 Mar 1 West Ham (away) W 4-0 (penalty)
103 Mar 5 Olympiacos (Champions League home) W 3-0
104, 105, 106, 107 Mar 12 Derby (home) W 6-1 (1 penalty)
108 Apr 8 Fenerbahçe (Champions League home))
109 Apr 30 Liverpool (Champions League home) W 3-2 aet (penalty)
110 May 21 Man Utd (Champions League Moscow) D 1-1 aet (lost pens)

2008/09
111 Aug 17 Portsmouth (home) W 4-0 (penalty)
112 Sep 13 Man City (away) W 3-1
113 Sep 16 Bordeaux (Champions League home) W 4-0
114, 115 Sep 24 Portsmouth (League Cup away) W 4-0 (1 penalty)
116 Oct 18 Middlesbrough (away) W 5-0
117 Oct 29 Hull City (away) W 3-0
118 Nov 1 Sunderland (home) W 5-0
119 Dec 26 West Bromwich Albion (home) W 2-0
120, 121 Dec 28 Fulham (away) D 2-2
122 Jan 14 Southend United (FA Cup away) W 4-1
123 Jan 17 Stoke City (home) W 2-1
124 Jan 24 Ipswich Town (FA Cup home) W 3-1
125 Feb 28 Wigan Athletic (home) W 2-1
126 Apr 4 Newcastle United (away) W 2-0
127 Apr 11 Bolton Wanderers (home) W 4-3 (penalty)
128, 129 Apr 14 Liverpool (Champions League home) D 4-4
130 May 30 Everton (FA Cup Wembley) W 2-1

2009/10
131 Aug 9 Man Utd (Community Shield Wembley) D 2-2 (won pens)
132 Aug 18 Sunderland (away) W 3-1 (penalty)
133 Oct 21 Atlético Madrid (Champions League home) W 4-0
134, 135 Oct 24 Blackburn Rovers (home) W 5-0 (1 penalty)
136 Oct 31 Bolton Wanderers (away) W 4-0 (penalty)
137 Dec 16 Portsmouth (home) W 2-1 (penalty)
138 Dec 20 West Ham (away) D 1-1 (penalty)
139 Jan 3 Watford (FA Cup home) W 5-0
140, 141 Jan 16 Sunderland (home) W 7-2
142, 143 Jan 27 Birmingham City (home) W 3-0
144, 145 Feb 27 Manchester City (home) L 2-4 (1 penalty)
146 Mar 7 Stoke City (FA Cup home) W 2-0
147 Mar 24 Portsmouth (away) W 5-0
148, 149, 150, 151 Mar 27 Aston Villa (home) W 7-1 (2 penalties)
152 Apr 10 Aston Villa (FA Cup semi-final Wembley) W 3-0
153 Apr 17 Tottenham Hotspur (away) L 1-2
154, 155 Stoke City (home) W 7-0 (1 penalty)
156 May 2 Liverpool (away) W 2-0
157 May 9 Wigan Athletic (home) W 8-0 (penalty)

2010/11
158 Aug 14 West Bromwich Albion (home) W 6-0
159 Jan 2 Aston Villa (home) D 3-3 (penalty)
160, 161 Jan 3 Ipswich Town (FA Cup home) W 7-0
162 Feb 1 Sunderland (away) W 4-2 (penalty)
163 Feb 19 Everton (FA Cup home) D 1-1 lost on pens
164 Mar 1 Manchester United (home) W 2-1 (penalty)
165, 166 Mar 7 Blackpool (away) W 3-1 (1 penalty)
167 Apr 16 West Bromwich Albion (away) W 3-1
168 Apr 23 West Ham United (home) W 3-0
169 Apr 30 Tottenham Hotspur (home) W 2-1
170 May 8 Manchester United (away) L 1-2

2011/12
171 Aug 27 Norwich City (home) W 3-1 (penalty)
172 Sep 28 Valencia (Champions League away) D 1-1
173, 174, 175 Oct 2 Bolton Wanderers (away) W 5-1
176 Oct 29 Arsenal (home) L 3-5
177 Nov 5 Blackburn Rovers (away) W 1-0
178 Dec 12 Manchester City (home) W 2-1 (sub, penalty)
179 Jan 2 Wolverhampton Wanderers (away) W 2-1
180 Jan 8 Portsmouth (FA Cup home) W 4-0
181 Jan 14 Sunderland (home) W 1-0
182 Feb 25 Bolton Wanderers (home) W 3-0
183 Mar 14 Napoli (Champions League home) W 4-1 aet (penalty)
184 Apr 4 Benfica (Champions League home W 2-1 (penalty)
185 Apr 9 Fulham (away) D 1-1 (penalty)
186 Apr 15 Tottenham Hotspur (FA Cup Wembley) W 5-1

2012/13
187 Aug 19 Wigan Athletic (away) W 2-0 (penalty)
188 Aug 22 Reading (home) W 4-2 (penalty)
189 Oct 6 Norwich City (home) W 4-1
190 Dec 23 Aston Villa (home) W 8-0
191, 192 Dec 30 Everton (away) W 2-1
193 Jan 5 Southampton (FA Cup away) W 5-1 (sub, penalty)
194 Jan 12 Stoke City (away) W 4-0 (penalty)
195 Jan 20 Arsenal (home) W 2-1 (penalty)
196 Jan 30 Reading (away) D 2-2
197 Feb 2 Newcastle United (away) L 2-3
198 Feb 9 Wigan Athletic (home) W 4-1
199 Feb 17 Brentford (FA Cup home) W 4-0
200 Mar 17 West Ham United (home) W 2-0
201 Apr 28 Swansea City (home) W 2-0 (sub, penalty)
202 203 May 11 Aston Villa (away) W 2-1

Top all-time scorers :
Frank Lampard 203
Bobby Tambling 202
Kerry Dixon 193
Didier Drogba 157
Roy Bentley 150
Peter Osgood 150
Jimmy Greaves 132
George Mills 125
George Hilsdon 108

GOALS SCORED AGAINST INDIVIDUAL TEAMS

FOURTEEN GOALS
Aston Villa

TWELVE GOALS
Bolton Wanderers

TEN GOALS
Blackburn Rovers
Portsmouth

NINE GOALS
Everton
Fulham
Tottenham Hotspur

SEVEN GOALS
Liverpool
Manchester City
Sunderland
Wigan Athletic

SIX GOALS
Manchester United
Newcastle United
Southampton
West Bromwich Albion

FIVE GOALS
Arsenal
Stoke City
West Ham United

FOUR GOALS
Derby County
Norwich City

THREE GOALS
Barcelona
Bayern Munich
Charlton Athletic
Ipswich Town
Leicester City
Macclesfield Town
Reading
Wolverhampton Wanderers

TWO GOALS
Birmingham City
Blackpool
Huddersfield Town
Lazio
Watford
Wycombe Wanderers

ONE GOAL
Anderlecht
Atlético Madrid
Benfica
Bordeaux
Brentford
Crystal Palace
Fenerbahçe
Hull City
Leeds United
Levski Sofia
Middlesbrough
Monaco
Napoli
Olympiacos
Sheffield United
Southend United
Swansea City
Valencia
Viking Stavanger

Home 116
Away 81
Neutral 6
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Total 203

Penalties 55 taken, 48 scored

Top league scorer in the top-flight
Lampard 141, Tambling 129, Bentley 128

Top FA Cup scorer
Lampard 26, Tambling 25, Bentley 21

Second highest scorer in Europe
Drogba 34, Lampard 24, Osgood 16

Second highest scorer in the League Cup
Dixon 25, Lampard 11, Osgood 10

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Sun, 12 May 2013 16:45:20 +0100

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So I was watching some old TV shows the other day and I got bored and did some search...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:40:43 +0100

baby-purple:

Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide

Then

Now-

Ned Bigby

Cookie

Jennifer aka Moze

Loomer

Coconut Head

Gordo from lizzie mcguire

Larry

Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban

Zack

Cody

The Twins

Wizards of Waverly place- Justin

(OMFG!!)

Max

Zoey 101- Dena

Dustin

Lola

Chase

James

Quinn-

Cory in the house- Cory

Sophie

Newt

That’s so Raven- Chelsea

Smart Guy- Tj

Marcus

Hannah Montana- Miley

Oliver

Boy meets world- Cory

Topenga-

Shawn-

Drake and Josh- Josh

assbutt-in-the-garrison: mshpiece: psilentasincjelli: striderb...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:36:04 +0100

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

mshpiece:

psilentasincjelli:

striderbaby:

superwholockian-in-camelot:

obsessedbooknerd:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

i only knew it was her because of the start of the shhh shhh and the fascinating gif…

It’s almost like the character makes a difference. It’s almost like Bella Swan is a terribly written and completely flat character and no actress could have believably put emotion into her portrayal with the lines and motivations they were given. It’s almost like when she’s given a decent character she can give a great performance. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S AN ACTRESS.

^thank you.

Exactly. lol

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook: It takes a “special” sort of person to...

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:23:04 +0100

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

It takes a “special” sort of person to fall for his own joke

fxckyeahbitches: cintaribka: xxxkevincharles: sheebalnom: pro...

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:04:54 +0100

fxckyeahbitches:

cintaribka:

xxxkevincharles:

sheebalnom:

problackass:

deadnotdead:

why can’t I stop looking at this

what the fuuu

Shit

what the fuuu

Wow wooooow

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukk

I asked a question like this…

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:00:58 +0100

I asked a question like this…

Kate Middleton and Prince William fighting a wizard’s duel...

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:48:31 +0100

Kate Middleton and Prince William fighting a wizard’s duel during their tour of Leavesden Studios. They are so adorable! [x]

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Wed, 01 May 2013 18:48:13 +0100

thatfunnyblog: I DONT KNOW HOW THEY’RE GETTING BACK UP BUT I’M...

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:46:43 +0100

thatfunnyblog:

I DONT KNOW HOW THEY’RE GETTING BACK UP BUT I’M GETTING UPSET

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:59:47 +0100

bryko: bryko: how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:58:07 +0100

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce